The local farmer has made …
The local farmer has made it easier for people to get in and out his fields. I like his stile.
Continue ReadingThe local farmer has made it easier for people to get in and out his fields. I like his stile.
Continue Reading“I just climbed to the top of the world’s highest mountain,” I told my mate. “Everest?” he asked. “About every hundred feet,” I said.
Continue ReadingMy 12 year old son and I were arguing about the vertebral column today… I told him never to talk back to me!
Continue ReadingI just walked past my bookcase and heard it say “Whoa! I can hold stuff!” It was a moment of shelf awareness.
Continue ReadingSpent the weekend going through all my old computers in the loft. So many memories.
Continue ReadingI caused an uproar at the zoo today. I was filling lions with helium.
Continue ReadingWorking at an airconditioning company is like being a rock star. You know how to turn on the fans.
Continue ReadingI was taking a risk opening a butchers shop on Blackpool tower. The steaks were high.
Continue ReadingWe know CCTV will lead to the downfall of civilised society. Orwell that ends well.
Continue ReadingJust finished reading a book about podiatry. The footnotes were excellent.
Continue ReadingNada, zilch, zero, nil. These words mean nothing to me.
Continue ReadingSomething came into my head the other day. I do love a bit of oral.
Continue ReadingBarack Obama held an official Whitehouse reception in honour David Beckham’s team winning the mls cup. The president asked him: “Where’s the trophy?” Becks replied: “She’s at home looking after the kids.”
Continue ReadingI got arrested for hitting my wife with a golf club today. I just wanted to putt her in her place.
Continue ReadingApparently Stephen Hawking is to run a marathon. Is he off his trolley?
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