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Will our next contestant be able to handle the pain here on The Torture Channel? Find out after the break.
Continue ReadingWill our next contestant be able to handle the pain here on The Torture Channel? Find out after the break.
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Continue ReadingMy wife is leaving me tomorrow because she is creeped out by my psychic powers.
Continue ReadingWhat did one Vulture say to the other? “Ive got a bone to pick with you”.
Continue ReadingI had a police escort drive me home last night. I was shocked. I’d have thought they would have upgraded to the new focus by now.
Continue ReadingI love my job as a genetic engineer, just this week I spliced together a llama and a giraffe. For a laugh.
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