Category: wordplay

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My mates are crazy. They think that there are blood sucking parasites living on the moon. Lunar ticks.

My wife asked me to dazzle her! So I waited till she was driving and she crashed in to a wall.

In a desperate attempt to impress my new girlfriend, I decided to show off by naming all the elements in the periodic table, but she wasn’t impressed. I guess I lacked the Chemistry.

Ever since I got a job working for the US government I’ve been in the best shape of my life. The Pentagon

I saw a horse with a large pointed bone sticking out of its head. Maybe it’s a unique horn.

I was milking some cows today. I got most of their money before they noticed the cards were marked.

Chapstick. Posh men’s banter.

How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?

I was playing golf yesterday when i got a phonecall off the wife saying that my father had just died. I said this ones for pa”

My wife is leaving me tomorrow because she is creeped out by my psychic powers.

What did one Vulture say to the other? “Ive got a bone to pick with you”.

I had a police escort drive me home last night. I was shocked. I’d have thought they would have upgraded to the new focus by now.

I love my job as a genetic engineer, just this week I spliced together a llama and a giraffe. For a laugh.

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