Category: wordplay

My mate said to me about if you change the G and N around in ginger, we did laugh. God knows what a gigner is though, but I didn’t want to seem stupid.

I told my girlfriend that if she married me, i’d show her the stars. She did, and the black eyes prove it.

I went for an interview at a leading DIY superstore today and they’ve just rung to offer me a post. I must say I’d have prefered a job.

Sky News: Young Brit Achieves ‘Crazy’ Everest Dream So finally they’ve agreed triple glazing could work?

I was fingering this bird at work yesterday, and we got caught. So much for promotion at the pet shop eh?

MC Hammer. What a tool.

What do lesbians need to become bar owners? A licker licence.

‘Body in the bag MI6 Spy Gareth Williams may never be solved’. Maybe after an argument, his boyfriend packed him in.

Since I started working for Trebor I’ve made a mint…

I wish I could see chameleons in their true colours.

Suspicious suspicious (s-spsh’s) adj. The green credentials of bio-diesel are about as suspicious as a black man in a book shop.

I used to work in a Fishmongers. But I was fired after a misunderstanding when somebody told me to “Bone the Salmon.”

My mate tried to convince me to go dressed as a shoe at a fancy dress party. But I told him that I wouldn’t be suede.

I used to work for KP as a delivery man. My truck was persistently breaking down. It drove me nuts.

Once again my wife is leaving me because of my obsession with the band Del Amitri. I’m always the last to know.