Category: wordplay

“What do we want?” “A cure for Stuttering!” “When do we want it?” “N n n nnn n n n n n nnn nn ,,,,,Soon!.”

So I heard they’re trying to force more people in wheelchairs into work. They shouldn’t have to stand for that.

My television screen has gone black. Needless to say, it doesn’t work.

Bargain! I found an iPhone under 60 yesterday, so I grabbed it… …AND the 60

Sky News: STD rates in the USA are the highest in the Western World. That’s because they have all bought Norton Anti-Virus and believed they were covered.

I saw the Williams sisters knocking up at Wimbledon yesterday …. they were brilliant at hitting the ball without it bouncing … The best Volleywogs I’ve ever seen

If I ever become a pilot I’m gonna shout “WE’RE GOING DOWN” everytime I land the plane.

For the first time in five years Katie Holmes will be able to buy a car without Cruise control.

Reporter “Kerry, if you went to a football match do you think the fans would heckle you?”. Kerry Katona “Fat chants”.

My daughter Nioca just asked me why we named her that. I said “Well, darling, your mother and I couldn’t decide what to call you, so we flipped a coin.”

Ten people die every year from Tiger attacks. Join the movement, Tony 2012

I’ve just bought a sofa with three years free credit. I’m going to save a fortune on my mobile phone bill.

What brand of tobacco do Emo kids smoke? Cutters Choice

I cant believe some kids fail to spell wednesday correctly in this day and age. Mind, some are so thick they couldn’t learn to spell in a month of sundaes.

I told a joke about the Polish Plane disaster at work today. It didn’t go down well.