Category: wordplay

Elitism. It’s not for everyone.

The trick to Spelling is knowing the difference between write and wrong.

I once read a book on a well known prisoner.The cell was really cramped and I had nowhere else to sit.

“I’ll turn UK around,” says David Cameron. I’ll do it right now… KU.

So I heard that French gunman jumped out of a window. I guess he had nothing Toulouse.

I made a tea cosy the other day By putting it to bed after the 18th hole

I ordered myself one of those Green Cars, and it just got delivered. Time to put some petal to the metal.

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

My new years resolution is to do things on time…

People who copy and paste jokes are fu??ng cu?ts!

In France, well cooked meat is rare.

I spent all my money buying early 17th century musical instruments. It left me baroque.

Similes; what are they like?

I am always much happier when I am on the dole. Tesco’s own pineapple chunks just aren’t the same.

I don’t know the meaning of the word insomnia, but it keeps me up at night thinking about it