Category: wordplay

I always used to enjoy the occasional chocolate brownie, which was all well and good, until Childline found out.

I used to work in a circus as the human cannonball. But I left after they fired me.

My son finally reached Adulthood today. He’s a midget and it was on the top shelf at HMV

BBC news: Austria mourns the empire’s Otto von Habsburg, last heir. All of our royal family are losing theirs we don’t moan about it.

I got one of those slow cookers the other day. By nine o’clock I was so hungry I gave her the sack

I got thrown out of the Scottish Highland Games, couldn’t give a toss..

I’m so happy, I think I’ve found the one. It’s right beside the two on my keyboard.

Visiting my dad again tonight. He’s having a tough time lately since he got caught in that bear trap. I’ve been helping him find his feet.

Get your Uranium Rods, we’re going fission…

I’m in a tribute band called “The Paving Slab’s”, We cover The Street’s.

Being a new driver, I have being reading books on Motorways. Apart from finding it so straight forward, its why I always seem to crash…

A bear escaped from the zoo this morning, …It’s pure pandamonium.

I just watched a video of this guy having his colon removed. His keyboard will never be the same again.

MSN News: “Camerons enjoy break in Ibiza.” David Cameron – trying to be ‘down with the kids’ by giving new meaning to ‘The Conservative Party.’

I am currently writing the definitive guide to beer. I’ve already finished the draught copy.