Category: wordplay

The wife left me because of my James Brown addiction I feel good.

I’m a proud Geordie and just read that the best place to live and raise a family is Scandinavia. Norway…

My first words were “The Holocaust was a lie” I’m a man of Jewish dissent

I am the world’s worst procrastinator. I always do everything straightaway.

I went to Wolverine’s house party yesterday – it didn’t end well… …someone spiked the punch

Robgreenophobia – Fear of spherical objects

Can’t believe my baby is 1 year old today, Happy birthday playstation 3, I love you loads.

I for one,will be 42 soon.

My daughter did her first cart-wheel this evening. As soon as she finishes the other one, we can get this thing on the road!

I never pay any attention to the Richter Scale. It has too many faults.

Although people say ‘you’ve got to be cruel to be kind,’ I don’t think my son will ever fully appreciate my cutting off his leg so he can be front of the queue when they’re scouting for the paralympics

I posted a signboard in school today, telling everyone to vote my mate Rick to be President of all Superheroes, because he can generate power charges from his body. Someone read the post, and said, “Electric?” I said, “Yes, for President.”

Last night I saw a boring film about tea. It was PG rated.

You wouldn’t think that any of the England Squad are creative artists. But they do like drawing.

I was thinking about robbing this French city. But then i remembered they have nothing, Toulouse.