Category: wordplay

Female lions have shorter hair than males.That’s their mane problem.

Looks like England have failed in their bid to secure the fee for World Cup.

So China have executed a British Muslim, now that’s what I call a Chinese Sheihkaway!

I suddenly woke up and realised that I was dressed like a Bangkok ladyboy! Apparently that terrorist misunderstood “Tie Him Up!”

I actually invented the word “pseudonym.” Don’t bother looking it up because I did it under another name.

Due to rising petrol prices, Volkswagen have released a hydrogen vehicle, the VW Hindenburg. The market is expecting a boom.

For a paedophile,revenge is sweets.

I nicked an apple a banana and a plum from the maternity ward last night. Just enjoying the fruits of their labour.

I was watching the Never Ending Story earlier. It finished about half an hour ago…

I’m on a mission to wipe out all stores from a German multi-national supermarket chain. It will take a long time but I’ll do it – Lidl by Lidl.

I bought a new concealer for my girlfriend today… Useless. My wife still saw her.

Alternatively. “Or”, as its less commonly known.

I knew I had to act quickly when my wife confronted my girlfriend and they began to fight. I ran inside to get the camcorder before it finished.

Predictive text really gets my toga.

Me and a few of my mates were discussing who we think has made the greatest song of all time. I went for Linkin Park, in the end.