Category: wordplay

I got punched in the face by a mute bloke this afternoon. I was dumbstruck.

What do you need to get into a Welsh University. BAA

I saw a greenfly earlier. He was walking.

I have been wondering. Why do we call ourselves Sickipedians? In my honest opinion, Sickipediaphiles seems more apt.

I recently got banned from driving my Ford because of dangerous driving. I just couldn’t keep my focus

BBC News: Virtual monkeys write Shakespeare. Tamarin of the Shrew?

I’m sleeping in the spare room tonight because my wife keeps shouting out “Monopoly” “Scrabble” “Snap” in the night. I have had enough of her games.

Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that anorexic sunbathers have been a bit thin on the ground this year?

I have just found out that my Aunt’s kids have stolen my personally endorsed ice skates. Robin Cousins.

I’m after painting a picture of a flower blooming from an embryonic shoot. I’m a budding artist.

I was trying to light my farts the other day, when it completely back fired.

Primark’s New Slogan- Clothes make the man Children make the clothes

The wife and I are trying to get pregnant… I’ll be honest… I think she’ll get there first.

Conversations can come out very differently if predictive text changes “keys” to “Jews”…

My mates think i’m weird thinking Maid Marian in Robin Hood is quite fit. And why wouldnt I, she’s a fox.