Category: wordplay

i asked this shy old farmer the best way to flush game out from undergrowth, I’m not sure, but i think we beat around the bush.

Dwarfism does not stop my mother from going on naturist holidays to enjoy nudity When she does I like to call her my ‘bare- mini-mum’

I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane.

I absolutely love my job as a cradle tester… It rocks!

I just sliced my finger open trying to take the battery out of my phone. Cutting edge technology.

My Dad had just come back from America, I met him at the airport and he said, “I picked you this up from the plane, its one of them iPads” I was amazed and so happy, until he handed me a bag and said, “you know they go over your eyes and help you sleep”

I’ve been fed up with food lately.

If a mentally challenged midget is late to an appointment, can you justifiably call them “A little tardy”?

My mate reckons he’s the best pot dealer in the country. I think he’s just got delusions of ganja.

Black holes: what you get in black socks.

I just stole the vicar’s paper. Well, technically it was The Sun of a preacher man.

Archaeologists have just discovered part of, what is believed to be, a door in Wiltshire. It’s a stone hinge.

I’ve just finished reading a magazine. It was OK.

If spare ribs are spare, how come my local Chinese restaurant charges a fortune for them?

I hate living in a hard water area.. Or Iceland as they call it.