Category: transport

My mate asked whether I knew a way to travel around without using my own transport. Gave him the thumbs up.

I hear Rowan Atkinson has been admitted to hospital ever since he crashed his car. What did he expect when sitting on a comfy chair on the roof of it, operating the steering wheel with rope and the pedals with a broom handle?

But I’m colour blind your honor! Is apparently ‘not good enough’ for why I ran seven black people over last week.

I was looking down at the change in my hand while getting on a bus and asked for a return. A voice replied “A return to where love.” I said “I’d like to return back to the bus stop if you don’t mind.”

I don’t gamble……….so i hit her at at 120 mph

A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell liquor on her breath. He said, “I’m going to give you a breathalyser test to determine if you are under the influence […]

I really want Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak so I can hang it over one of my arms and park in the disabled spots at ASDA.

I think doctor who is a bit far fetched, I mean all this time travelling he does and the monsters he meets look realistic but a doctor thats white….now thats over the top isnt it!