Category: transport

Msn news: “Toyota recalls 412,000 cars for steering issues” When they said “Your Toyota is My Toyota” they really weren’t kidding

I like to pull over in my car, wind down the window and ask total strangers for directions to the Tomtom Head Office.

Little Chef: Because long journeys just aren’t exciting enough without diarrhoea

I told my son if he got into university I would get him some fitting transport, and I did… I got him a unicycle.

It’s strange that 75% of all car accidents are caused by women, when the wheel isn’t on their side of the car.

I feel terrible an old woman just stepped out in front of my car and I hit her, its probably going to cost over hundred pounds to get a new headlamp.

A lorry driver is in a cafe having a fry-up when four mean motorcycle gang members walk in. They walk over to the man and begin slappin him round then the rub the fried egg in his face and pour the beans on his head. The guy gets up pays for his breakfast and leaves. […]

I see you can now get a 100 on-the-spot fine if you’re caught undertaking. That’s the end of my funeral business.

In the 18 years that I’ve been driving, I have never been in a car crash. I’ve seen a few in the rear view mirror though.

I was driving through Wales yesterday, when I realised that I was probably lost. The signs were not looking good.

I drive a steam roller. Most people prefer a petrol or diesel engine, but I wanted my Rolls Royce to be unique.

My wife’s choice of family holidays had always caused problems. This year, she has booked us on a railway tour of Germany. It’s going from Bad to Wurz.

I was sitting on the bus when a guy sat in front of me. I felt rather uncomfortable as he started staring at me. So I said to him, “Excuse me mate, do you mind not sitting on my lap?”

The difference between lightning and London Underground workers? As far as I know, lightning never strikes twice in the same place

The wife was hinting that she’d like something that rumbles between her legs. Can’t wait to surprise her with the new motorcycle I bought her!