Category: transport

Why do they call it rush hour when everyone is driving at their slowest?

THIS IS A CUSTOMER ANNOUNCEMENT. The train on platform one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven AND twelve has arrived sideways.

If I could travel through time, I’d go back, and tell everyone to stop living in the past.

I love my new saloon car. Except for the stupid, flappy doors.

What’s big and black and steals all your money when you’re out at night ? A hackney cab.

Ryanair have caused controversy by announcing flights to New York for only seven quid. But, typical of Ryanair, they will be landing just outside of New York in Dublin.

BBC News: Peat-preserved ‘Iron Age’ road uncovered in UK Archealologists say that, with its horrifically simple construction, poor design and use of basic materials, the M25 could be relaid with this new and superior discovery.

They’ve just finished painting the Forth Bridge. It took them ten years. They could have saved themselves all that ball ache by just taking a photograph.

Just failed my theory test. Apparently female drivers aren’t a hazard.

The police stopped my today just because I was eating while driving. To be fair, it was roast beef dinner, and I was carving the joint at the time.

My train company has put the cost of my season ticket up by 300. I wasn’t going to stand for that but all the seats were taken….

I took my car in for a service yesterday. You should have seen the look on the minister’s face.

Sat in traffic this morning I saw something very amusing In my wing mirror I could see a chap in a suit,clearly running for the bus.First of all he went flying after slipping on the path,getting his suit all dirty. Next,his suit case opened sending paperwork everywere,but he didnt stop,he was determined to make that […]

Last week my car broke down, so I gave it a cuddle and told it everything would be okay. It still won’t start.

I was travelling to my mum’s house earlier today, and I broke down on the way. I hate that, crying on the train…