lately I’ve been hearing …
lately I’ve been hearing a few people complaining about driving to work in the dark and driving home in the dark. Women.
Continue Readinglately I’ve been hearing a few people complaining about driving to work in the dark and driving home in the dark. Women.
Continue ReadingI read a train safety leaflet this morning which says, “Don’t walk on tracks; high voltage current dangerous”. So it’s nothing to do with the trains then?
Continue ReadingI promised my son I’d buy him a trick bike for his birthday today. Saved myself some money though…I told him it had disappeared.
Continue ReadingJust watching a program about the HMS Invincible. Does that sound a bit like a challenge to you too?
Continue ReadingI accidentally booked the wrong flight tickets for my wife last week and now she’s on the warpath. Helmand Province, to be exact.
Continue ReadingI am a very careful driver. I always look left and right before running someone over.
Continue ReadingI have just finished my time machine, still got a few teething problems though. So far I can only get it to go forwards in time and only very slowly.
Continue ReadingI was gonna get a BMW and rang my dad who knows a bit about cars. He said, ‘You can’t get a German car after what your granddad went through in the war.’ Now I didn’t know about this but apparently, during the Second World War, my granddad had a succession of very unreliable German […]
Continue ReadingBritain’s airports have been badly hit by snow and ice, meaning hundreds of flights have been grounded Why has no one ever thought of making Indoor Airports
Continue ReadingMy Hamster has got really aggressive lately. It happens every time he gets behind the wheel.
Continue ReadingMy wife complained I wasn’t supportive enough when she was learning to drive. “I’m right behind you love,” I said. Then I muttered to myself, “because it’s probably safer.”
Continue ReadingI come from a broken home. My wife reversed the car into it.
Continue ReadingWhen approaching a zebra crossing on foot, always sniff back some snot into the back of your throat. That way, you’re always well-equipped, should a driver decide not to stop. Works especially well with top-down convertibles.
Continue ReadingMy car just sailed through the M.O.T That’s because its actually a boat.
Continue ReadingI was at the airport today. The announcer said that unaccompanied bags would be destroyed so I told the wife to stay where she was.
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