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I saw a woman driving a police car yesterday. Whatever next…?
Continue ReadingI saw a woman driving a police car yesterday. Whatever next…?
Continue ReadingWhat follows are real excuses from drivers when asked to sum up their accident in the fewest words possible: 1. The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran him over. 2. I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it. 3. […]
Continue ReadingAir Bags – So you can live to enjoy being a cripple for the rest of you life
Continue ReadingI got stranded at a French airport on my trip from Baghdad to my home town in North Wales. I was stuck between Iraq and a hard place to spell
Continue ReadingToday i rode a virgin for 2.5 hours. Had to stop every now and again, but just kept on going. It was a squeeze to get in and it was unbelievably tight throughout. Eventually i “arrived” and i felt a great sense of relief. I love trains.
Continue ReadingA flight attendant was fired from Virgin Airlines for placing a baby in an overhead compartment. To be fair, the baby did not fit under the seat.
Continue ReadingYou know when the price of fuel is high when its cheaper to run your car on Redex.
Continue ReadingI was walking back from the pub last night and saw someone so drunk that they walked up to a truck, stroked the bonnet and whispered: “I know your secret, Optimus Prime”
Continue ReadingIve just bought a new car which will help me get from A to B, the only problem is ……. i live in Kew
Continue ReadingSince I started gardening with Doc Brown and Marty McFly they’ve stopped me growing simple flowers and encouraged me to grow complicated vegetables. I really miss the good old days of flower growing – I wish I could go back to the fuchsias.
Continue ReadingI’ve just come back from a 17th century trip in my time machine. I’d love to tell you about it, but it’s all history now.
Continue ReadingDo you ever notice that when you’re driving, that anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Continue ReadingI’ve got a clean driving license. I always keep it in the little plastic sleeve.
Continue ReadingMy new hobby: Going for the high-score on those ‘Your speed is->’ signs.
Continue ReadingI bet the wife that she couldn’t get the car out of the garage within 10 minutes. As soon as we shook hands, she was full of regret. We both knew there was no way she could back out of It.
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