Category: transport

The government have announced new anti-terror laws that will ban trainspotting. I don’t think this will stop them. If anything, it will just force them underground.

When she retired, I thought I’d treat my wife to her dream holiday, travelling along Route 66. By the end of the second week she’d stopped speaking to me, but I didn’t mind, I’d become quite friendly with Iqbal the bus conductor.

A guy is lost and asks for directions: “Excuse me, which is the quickest way to Leeds from here?” “Well, are you in a car or on the bus?” “In my Car” “Yeah, the car would be the quickest way”

A bus crashed into a tree in London today resulting in one death and numerous injuries. The driver is to be interviewed by the Special Branch.

Let buses pull out. And help reduce the mini-bus population.

My girlfriend is like the Tube on a weekday. Dirty, overused, and people pay money and wait in queues to get into her.

For Sale: Toyota Yarris, 2002 plate. 1 Door. Includes: 2 x Tyres Steering Wheel Furry Dice Westlife CD (slight damage to case). 1 previous woman owner.

A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines.”Dont know,” the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard voices. He looked in his rearview mirror […]

Now theres Karma for you, just seen a Porsche 911 crash into the Pound shop

When I was younger the radio always had the strange ability to take me places. Mainly as we only had a radio in the car.

Well at least we now know what BMW stands for. Brakes Might Work.

I was at baggage reclaim at the airport and some Green lunatic was standing on the luggage carousel ranting and raving about carbon footprints and air travel. I said, “Mate, just get off my case will you?”

Debra Hunt drove 20 miles the wrong way up the M5 and by a miracle didn’t kill anyone. Thank God she didn’t try and park.

I’ve just booked a free flight to Spain with Ryanair for 170.99

If you can’t see my mirrors…. You can’t see me using a mobile phone while driving this huge, dangerous vehicle.