Category: transport

Facebook group: “I’m sick of you men telling us that women are bad drivers. How many of you can do 90mph in the fast lane of a motorway whilst putting on mascara?” That’s the hard shoulder love.

I get road rage all the time. One time I was on the road and the guy in front of me was driving really slow. I got so angry that in my outburst rage I just rammed the back of his car. Didnt quite work though seeing as I was riding a bicycle at the […]

I go away on holiday next week. One of my colleagues has just asked me if he could come in my suitcase. That’s quite an odd fetish I thought.

Scotland’s friendliest motorway? M8.

I love the M25. I always manage to find a good parking spot.

I was left high and dry today. I refused to pay the price of a drink on my Ryanair flight.

I’ve just found out that my next door neighbours cat is the same width as one of my tyres.

I saw a lorry turned over and ablaze today. The driver was trapped in the cab and as flames began to lick at his feet, he screamed, “Quick, there’s an extinguisher in the back.” As I walked away with it I thought, “What a generous bloke.”

The wife’s been telling everyone she can drive a car. If only she could back it up.

My mate went on holiday recently and ended up coming home in a box. I told him not to fly with Ryan Air.

After driving around the same roundabout 93 times the police finally pulled my wife up, “Are you lost” they asked, “No” she replied “My indicator is stuck on”

My wife and I were in a car accident with a yellow Mini Cooper the other day. Sadly I was banned from her hospital room, apparently punching her twice was adding insult to injury.

I tend to swear at traffic a lot in the mornings. Which is the main reason I’m not a lollipop man anymore.

BBC News: Ryanair investigate after 3 year old falls from boarding steps Yeah, Ryanair now want to charge the little girl’s parents 5 for her “thrill ride”.

What do you call it when an Asian boat capsizes? Thaitanic.