Category: transport

A man and a woman are sitting next to each other on a trans-atlantic flight in a Boeing 747-400. The aircraft encounters severe turbulence and the man, looking out the window at the wing bouncing around, gradually looks more and more worried. The woman, noticing, says “Don’t worry, I’m a flight attendant and this is […]

A bus company has come to my town and set up a business in my area. That’s a First

A traffic cop pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway. Glancing into the car, he was astounded to see that the young lady, who was driving, was knitting. Realising that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the policeman wound down his window, turned on his loudspeaker and yelled, ‘PULL OVER!’ ‘NO’, […]

BBC News: Hostages taken at BMW offices in France. Police were asked whats happening, they said there was no indication.

“Man trapped in Channel Tunnel to sue Eurostar” Shouldn’t he be more worried about getting out of the tunnel?

He’s got a brand new car, Looks like a Jaguar, Lets be honest, it’s probably a Rover 75 isn’t it.

A hotel mini-bar allows you to see into the future, and what a can of Pepsi will cost in 2020

After successfully building my time machine, I travelled forward to 22-12-2012, the day after the end of the Apocalypse. What I saw frightened me, a burning, desolate, charred, dead wasteland. A sense of desolation, deep inconsolable loneliness & hopelessness washed over me. I cried for mankind, for what we had done to ourselves & each […]

Smart Cars. Giving False hope in car parks since 1998..

Grumpy drivers travel at Hmph.

My wife gate-crashed next door’s party last night. Then she knocked over a gnome and eventually ended up in their pond. She was attempting to reverse park the car on our drive at the time.

I am a really nervous flyer. So on a recent flight from Beirut in stormy weather you can imagine my relief when, shortly after take off, the pilot announced it would be plane sailing from here.

I hate getting into the car after my wife has used it, I have to put everything back where it was before. Like the mirror, seat, airbag….

The Sun – “Three die in car accident as suicidal man drives into oncoming vehicle” The word ‘accident’ seems somehow inappropriate.

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when an airport employee asked, “has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?” To which I replied, “if it was without my knowledge, how would I know?” He smiled knowingly and added, “that’s why we ask, sir.”