Category: transport

“…and there won’t be snow in Africa this Christmas time…” Even if there was, I bet Ethiopia’s bus service wouldn’t grind to a standstill at the first sight of it.

Ryanair are helping to build water wells in Africa. Problem is they are still going to be 10 miles from the village.

A lorry has just overturned on the M6 loaded with Vicks vapour rub. Police have said there will be no congestion for eight hours.

I dont know why I fly with B.A. All he does in the airport is sit there saying i aint getting on no plane, I pity the fool that tries to make me.

I hate it whenever I’m in the car and I see one of those road signs that says “Draw Bridge Ahead” and I don’t have a pencil.

As it’s a bank holiday weekend I decided to post a photo of my caravan on Twitter before hitching it to my car and setting off to Newquay. I now have 15,000 followers.

I was driving down the road in my van the other day, when i saw two cute 9 year old twins walking down the street on their own. I couldn’t believe it, i had to do a double-take.

I was flying my light aircraft when I encountered engine trouble. I had to ditch in a lake. I was really worried at first but it was plane sailing really.

I was driving behind a car today when it suddenly pulled over and a woman stepped out. She walked up to my window and said, “I’ve got a flat”. I said, “Ok, I’ll follow you there”.

My wife of 25 years has never had an accident whilst driving my car, until today. I lent it to her for the first time this morning.

As my grandma approached 70, she said to me: “I think we should be realistic, I’m going to die soon” “Nonsense gran” I said, “just pull over and swap seats, motorway driving’s not for everyone.”

I was given an Audi as a courtesy car yesterday. I’ve never driven one before but I soon got the hang of it and was driving like I’d been an Audi driver all my life. Driving inches behind the car in front. Getting up to 80mph between speed cameras, then slamming the brakes on. And […]

As Irene went thundering accross the city, smashing into buildings and knocking cars clean out of the way, i thought.. I really shouldn’t have let her drive home

I was in my car driving back from work last night. A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window. I said, “One minute, Im on the phone.”

Just started taking my driving lesson’s, only problem is I’m yet to actually drive. I think I’m being taken for a ride.