Category: transport

A man is driving his five year old to a friends house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. “Douchebag!” the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his son. “Your father just said a bad word,” he says. “I […]

1903 The Wright brothers make their first attempt to fly. But it’s thwarted by a baggage handlers strike at Heathrow

looking for a weekend away this winter ? . . . then get yourself down to heathrow

Braking News: ABS is great.

Confuse time travellers by leaving old newspapers lying round.

Fool your mates into thinking you can tell the future, by getting your time travelling friend to tell you what happens.

I phoned my car insurance company asking why my premiums are so high. They gave me their email address, daytime telephone number and a 16 digit reference code. Which wasn’t easy to write down without pulling over to the hard shoulder.

My wife drives exactly the same way as she did when she was learning. She did a crash course.

Ford are bringing out an old favourite in solid gold for the Chinese market. It’s the Ka ching.

I was on the London Underground. Or, as we call it in the North, witchcraft.

My girlfriend just called to ask if she could come and crash round at my house tonight. I told her I’d prefer it if she left her car at home.

sickophile666: “Why are school zones 20mph? Surely that is the optimal cruising speed for peadophiles.” Mate, stop complaining. It’s nice to know someone’s on our side.

Me and my mate decided to play Chinese Roulette. We went to the Chinese restaurant in the High Street and decided to order the numbers of the first six buses that came past. Never doing that again, we were starving for half an hour then within minutes we had six bags of prawn crackers

BBC News: “Virgin Atlantic creates 200 jobs” …Slag.

I’ve just got back from holiday. The hotel we stopped at was absolutely fantastic. The towels were so soft and fluffy, I could hardly close my suitcase.