Category: transport

They’re proposing a high-speed rail line from Worksop to Birmingham. Why would anybody want to get to Birmingham any quicker?

I had my driving test today and an animal jumped out in front of the car, so i did what my instuctor said and continued driving.. Apparently that was wrong. And blacks aren’t animals.

I taught myself to drive by playing racing games on the Playstation. I’m pretty good at it, I’ve got loads of points on my licence.

Yesterday,my girlfriend came home and said, “I’ve some good news and some bad news: the good news is, I got 18 out of 20 on my drivers test.” I said, “great! What’s the bad news?” She replied, “they were all pedestrians.”

I was completely leathered last night. I take motorcycle safety very serious.

My wife’s suffering from women’s problems at the moment. She can’t get the car reversed into the garage.

I wish I learned to drive in a BMW. I looked at the BMW Highway Code and it only has one page. It says: YOU ALWAYS HAVE RIGHT OF WAY

My wife has held her license for thirty years and never had an accident. I may let her drive the car one day.

A Prius tried to race me from a red light earlier. I totally had it for the first 100 metres, but i can only walk so fast.

I found a Land Rover buried in one of my fields. It was a nice Discovery.

I failed my driver’s test yesterday. The guy asked me, “What do you do at a red light?” I said, I don’t know… look around, listen to the radio …

My wife has been stuck on the M25 for 2 days now. I told her to keep going until she reaches the T junction.

76% of all road accidents involve a child. That is because adults know that no one can win ‘Chicken’

My business just got taken over. I should’ve expected it, my ice cream van is pretty slow.

How many Highway Maintenance men does it take to fill in a pothole? I guess we will never know