Have you seen the new A4? …
Have you seen the new A4? It’s only 10p a sheet….
Continue ReadingHave you seen the new A4? It’s only 10p a sheet….
Continue ReadingIn an attempt to get fitter, I’ve just gone and bought myself a new bike. Just think of all the calories I’ll be burning. Those kawasaki’s are heavy and don’t get themselves out of the garage you know.
Continue Reading“More black bus drivers!” David Cameron’s idea of an intergrated transport system.
Continue ReadingHow about harnessing wave energy at Airport departures?
Continue ReadingWhen I was leaving the pub yesterday I decided that I was in no condition to drive home. But then I realised I couldn’t trust my judgement. I was drunk.
Continue ReadingI saw a bloke desperately running for the bus this morning. For a moment I thought he was going to make it. But then I saw a gap in the traffic so I pulled out.
Continue ReadingI thought BMW drivers didn’t indicate because they were arrogant – It turns out that indicators are just another optional extra though.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between me and your mum? About 12 inches, then 0 inches, then 12 again etc. We’re both stuck in traffic.
Continue ReadingNow that men are no longer needed to create sperm, pig-ugly feminists around the world are rejoicing in the potential future of an all female human race. They don’t appear to have thought this through, I mean, who will teach them how to drive?
Continue ReadingI’ve only ever had one driving lesson as the first one has left me too scared to take another. After my instructor briefed me and told me a few road rules, she then told me to pull off. It turns out we have two very different ideas on what that means.
Continue ReadingI drove my car into a tree the other day, and Tiger Woods fell out of it.
Continue ReadingWhilst we were driving home I was trying to show my wife the correct use of the throttle. It’s by far the best way to shut the kids up.
Continue ReadingYou know what really grinds my gears A faulty clutch it seems…..
Continue ReadingTop tip… When you park your car on a hill, always park it facing down, so if your handbreak fails people will think the car is being driven by a ghost.
Continue ReadingJust spent two days looking for wreckage from the Air France plane, couldn’t see any, Google Earths not that good.
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