Category: superstitions

Just looked at the tea leaves in my cup, and it’s not good news. Mainly because I was drinking coffee.

I want you all to know that this will be my last joke on here because I am going to die at midnight tonight as a result of not forwarding chain mail.

Its Friday the 13th. This simply means that most students will blame witchcraft for their regular stupidity.

My mate asked me if I believed in reincarnation. I said, “Absolutely. Ever since my wife died I feel like I’ve been born again.”

Bet them Dale Farm gypsies wish they hadn’t sold off all their lucky Heather now

You think seven years is bad for breaking a mirror? Try breaking a condom.

I always stick to the 5 second rule when I drop food. But apparently serving it at the Ritz can get you fired

I bet Bigfoot is jealous of his cousins publicity. I mean we’re always finding Carbonfoot Prints.

People say if you open an umbrella indoors, it’s said to bring bad luck.. Personally i think, if it’s raining indoors.. You’ve already had your bad luck.

Easiest job in the world – Muslim psychic “I’m getting an ‘M’…… Does the name ‘Mohammed’ mean anything to anyone in the room?”

If you walk under a ladder, you’re bound to get married.

Does it still count as good luck when you run over two magpies?

It’s bad luck when you see a black cat walk out in front of you. Especially if you’re a mouse.