Category: social networks

I’ve just noticed my friends on facebook have all been joining the group “RIP Brittany Murphy”. Good to see I’m not the only one who’s a fan of necrophilia.

I just saw a Facebook page called:”Boys should treat girls like they treat their Xbox & PS3″ What, sat on a shelf getting occasionally played with whilst talking to mates.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy… Oh sorry, I thought this was Facebook.

John Terry changed his relationship status to ‘It’s complicated’

Started out on Twitter about a week ago, still only have 6 followers… Little bit depressing when a hated and ridiculed Jew from 2000 years ago had twice as many followers as I do now.

The joys of Facebook. The current girlfriend and the secret girlfriend are both commenting on a picture of me and the future girlfriend.

So thanks to facebook i now know it’s christmas tomorrow.

There’s something better then facebook for woman. It’s called cookbook……….

Facebook was forced to take its chat system offline this week for security reasons. With all that poking you’re bound to catch a virus.

BBC Headline: ‘New Richest Man – Carlos Slim overtakes Bill Gates in world rich list’ Facebook – ‘Friend request pending’

Facebook chat: For those people who you really don’t want to give your number out to.

My wife wants to leave me, she just doesn’t appreciate the fact I get up at 3am every morning, work for hours. Watering the crops, feeding the animals. That farmville is quite addictive.

I saw a group on Facebook called “Dear students, I know when you’re texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, teacher.” Unless you’re a black guy sitting next to a white guy…

“When did all these drama filled reality TV shows about food, weather, kids, and relationships start using closed captioning for the hearing impaired?” I thought to myself. Then I realised I was on Facebook.

In case of a fire, exit building before tweeting about it.