Category: social networks

I’ve just changed my relationship status on Facebook to, ‘it’s complicated.’ It took me three hours.

Mark Zuckerberg is Time Magazine’s ‘Person of the Year’. I found out on twitter.

Tagged Photos: The more you click, the younger they get.

Facebook – letting you know what time your friends kids woke them up since 2003

Drunk facebooking is like a fat chick, we know we shouldn’t do it but when its put there in front of you it’s a different story and either way you wake up the next morning thinking oh god what have I done

i just found out facebook is now in 57 languages! now everyone in britain can use it!

BBC NEWS ‘Boy detained for Facebook murder’ What did he do? Poke him to death?

You cant beat Sickipedia for the fastest current event jokes. Im looking forward to logging on from prison and reading all the jokes about my neighbours children.

A guy I know posted this message on Facebook: “I’m sad to say my closest compannion for the last 15 yers Barney the dog has dyed”. On reflection, it was probably insensitive of me to respond “what colour?”

I’ve been flirting with a girl on Facebook for the last few weeks and last night we decided to meet up. Looking at her with a very disappointed face I said, “You don’t look anything like your profile picture.” She said, “That’s my three-year-old daughter.”

I’m schizophrenic. Well I think that’s a better excuse than ‘I have no friends’ as to why I like my own status’ on Facebook.

Ok, so this girl on Facebook posted a status which read: “How can I get rid of this morning sickness?” Turns out replying, “Try a coat hanger” is a good way to get yourself deleted.

Still waiting for “Brothelville” on Facebook…

Nothing says I can’t get a boyfriend like changing your Facebook relationship status to “married to another woman”

I’m certainly no coward, if I’ve got something to say, I’ll say it to your facebook!