Category: social networks

Its not ‘Frape’, its surprise status updates.

I wonder how many unread messages Madeleine McCann has?

I know I have found a suitable young girl to target on facebook when I go on her profile and the I get the warning: “This page contains some insecure content.”

‘The sicko who made a Facebook group saying he has Maddie should be shot.’ I agree. How dare he take the credit for my hard work?

Great little prank for Facebook chat: Click on anyone randomly and type “I couldn’t be bothered taking her to the abortion clinic, so I just did it myself” Then type, “Oops sorry wrong convo!” The responses are priceless!

You know you play too much Farmville when you see a tree in bloom and you think, “Someone needs to harvest that”.

NEWS: Gangster used Facebook in jail. Al Capone, John Gotti and 4 others like this.

You know you’re lonely when you create fake Facebook accounts just to add them as friends…

When I found out I had one hour to live, it was hard to decide what I should do. Eventually I decided, I would forward the email to 25 of my friends.

I’ve just made a new social networking site for wife beaters, it’s a hit.

Facebook: Not making me beat my child up since December, 2010.

annoyingly, facebook seems to be the way of slowly welcoming sickipedia jokes into acceptable society granted i’m being fairly loose on my use of ‘acceptable scoiety’

Facebook is looking into buying Twitter for around $10 billion. If all goes as planned, the company hopes to combine the two companies, creating the biggest waste of time the world has ever seen.

Save Money on a justice system: simply show the suspect on Sky News, and people on Twitter can give you the verdict in seconds.

Daily Mail: “I survived facebook stabbing.” Some people clearly need to learn the difference between the words ‘poke’ and ‘stab’.