Category: social networks

When I was young I used to have an imaginary friend, now I’m on facebook I have 319.

Another Facebook fail; Alexander:Just finished eating a raw chicken breast, no sweat. Looks like someone owes me $20. *Cale: you’re gonna die dude, salmonella for sure. *Alexander: I ate chicken, not salmon, dude.

I can’t breathe. I’m crying and hyperventilating while I’m trying to search for my inhaler whilst dad keeps yelling at me. I can’t even think straight. Yet I still have time to post this as my Facebook status.

I keep seeing people writing on Facebook about FML. Is Football Manager really already up to it’s 2050 edition?

Apparently putting ‘Fap Fap Fap!!’ as a comment on friends pictures of their children ISN’T cool.

You can now use a new service on Twitter called Twitter With! Simply type TW followed by the relevant celebrity. For instance: TW@piersmorgan

I just tried to log on to the the Ethiopian version of Facebook. It said, “Sorry, no feed available.”

Liam Stacey must be feeling bad about his jail sentence for racist tweeting. Oh well, he’ll still be making bird noises and be called by his original surname in the prison showers.

Facebook: The only place in the world where the word “Unlike” is used.

Use Facebook for iPhone. Just to make sure everyone knows you have an iPhone when you post a status.

Facebook-mad couple named their daughter Like. And weirdly if you remove the word Facebook from that sentence then it makes more sense.

facebook.cn, the Chinese version of Facebook, was launched earlier today. Within hours, it had 12 million pages, but unfortunately, they’re all the same.

Is it only me that thinks these facebook ‘help stop’ groups are the perfect place to test out sickipedia jokes?

My friend’s facebook status says “Michael Jackson you are a living legend”… ..Well, actually mate I beg to differ.

My wife is a bit like my Facebook profile, Lots of fun to begin with, checking it out all the time, Now it’s lucky to get 5 minutes attention a day, and it’s been poked by most of my friends.