Category: social networks

Just seen the Facebook group: “I wish my laptop had unlimited battery”. What, a plug?

Facebook is that one last deep breath before kicking the stool away.

My wife went off it with me for poking her on facebook. I don’t know why she was so upset. The picture got 38 likes.

Isn’t it funny that you can have over 200 friends on Facebook,, but still manage to find it hard to get someone to come out with you for a pint down the pub.

If I see another person with that new messenger app, I’m going to Kik them like they asked me too.

Facebook: The only place you can legally become a fan of the Holocaust.

Facebook – Bringing paedophiles the Names, Ages and Locations, of all the children in their neighbourhood.

Its fun adding famous people as friends on Facebook. The other day my status was “Jews are cheap” – Hitler likes this.

Facebook Recommended Pages: “Suicide” Many who are Ginger will like this

Social Networks- A bunch of people you know. This Website- A bunch of people you wish you knew!

My friends told me to change my Facebook language to Pirate “It’s hilarious!” they say. I just don’t get it though. I can’t read Somalian.

BBC News: “Facebook: 5 things to avoid” What are the other 4?

I just saw a group on Facebook called “HOW TO MAKE YOUR GAG REFLEX GO AWAY – AMAZING!!!” This applies to all my future targets.

All my childhood dreams are comin true today, I’ve had friend requests off optimus prime, batfink, count duckula, she-raa, 3 of the thundercats and captain caveman

Facebook places-helping Stalkers since 2010