Category: social networks

I made a facebook group to try and stop people using Sickipedia jokes as facebook groups. Only 10 people joined, I forgot all the other Sickipedians were busy with incest or pushing Stephen Hawking down a hill.

What’s the difference between a ginger and a blonde? About 500 friends on Facebook.

Facebook now lets you put a star on the friends you want to follow more closely. I was going to do this but realised that’s what hitler did.

I’ve come to realize that if a Facebook profile picture has two people in it… Then it always belongs to the uglier one.

You know you have issues when Sickipedia is your homepage.

What’s white and doesn’t work? Facebook chat.

Facebook ! Tracey Connelly, …you have two new friends request, click, Add Karen Mathews as a friend?. click, Add Kate and Gerry as friends?.

the key to a brilliant joke. make it a group on facebook

I don’t understand why more parents don’t have Facebook. I can’t be the only one who forgets their children’s birthdays.

I’ve just started using Twitter but can’t seem to tweet properly… I make a right #of it.

My girlfriend left her Facebook account logged in earlier, so I had to ‘Facerape her’. Then I put some amusing stuff as her status.

Muslim women have a new social networking site Book

I see #Primaryschoolmemories is trending on twitter. Personally I used to love kissing the girls behind the bike sheds, until I left. I miss my janitor Job

ELIZABETH FRITZL is stuck in again all day today. (23 minutes ago) Joseph Fritzl likes this.

What kind of person thinks ‘one of my best friends has just been electrocuted, must nip off to start a facebook group’?