Category: social networks

Worker- you added me on facebook, WTF. Boss- may I know what ‘wtf ‘ stands for? Worker- it means “welcome to facebook”

Women write the most pointless things on Facebook. I’ve just seen a status saying: ‘I’m sitting here with a cup of tea, I can’t believe how cold it is, I’m not happy!!!’ Is that really worth putting on Facebook? Just make yourself another one.

Why can’t facebook get it right… I don’t like hitting women, I’m just a fan of it.

To the person who made the group “ALL WOMEN NEED TO READ THIS”, thank you for giving me so many tips.

‘A Glasgow teenager has been charged by police after a photo of himself brandishing a machete was found on the social networking site Bebo.’ What a loser! No-one uses Bebo any more.

You know you’re addicted to Facebook when you start referring to yourself in the third person in real life.

A study suggests that people who have a large amount of Facebook friends may also have certain regions of their brains which are bigger. It`s called an enormous ego.

Isn’t it ironic that everyone who objected to the introduction of ID cards probably by now has a Facebook page?

I am banned from Social me on Facebook. Under add new tag i wrote “Rapeable” apparently this is frowned upon???

I almost forgot to update my status that I’d been to the gym. What a waste of a workout that would have been!

I’ve realised that I have absolutely nothing of any use to offer, give or say to the world. So I’ve joined Twitter.

Created a group on facebook last year – the “Fear of commitment club”… Can’t figure out why its still got no members…

A 19 year old man is accused of hacking into more than 500 thousand Facebook accounts and sending nearly 27 million unwanted messages. If convicted he faces up to 6 years hard labour in FarmVille.

My Facebook status currently reads “does anybody know how to stop chronic diarrhoea?”. I’ve had several thumbs up so far.

Recent clinical studies estimate that 9% of all Facebook accounts are fake. unless you start counting people’s personalities, then that number climbs to 91%.