Category: social networks

The Businessman Of The Year Award has just gone to the Sony executive who started a facebook campaign to have a race to be Christmas no1 by 2 records on the same label. Genius!

Facebook group: “onli gud gurls rite diarys coz bad gurls dnt av tym” Sure it isn’t something to do with the fact that they apparently cannot write?

A little bit of helpful advice for gingers, Change you facebook name too “122 people” and like all your own statuses to make it look like you have friends.

A girl I know posted on Facebook, “Anyone know someone who has Ann Summers parties?” I replied, “Lots of people have parties in the summer. Your grammar is terrible, by the way.”

If Twitter raised their character limit from 140 to 200, it would allow 90 million Germans to finish their sentence.

Join your group on Facebook which supports this website called Sickipedia! Special offer: if you join, you save an ethiopian… If you don’t, we kill one. Yep, I didn’t join to.

Privacy is very important to me. That is why I only share sensitive information with my closest 480 friends on Facebook.

Oh dear. The eurozone’s facebook page has changed its currency status from “single” to “it’s complicated”.

I am tempted to create a Facebook account for my right hand just so I am not the only one from my friends that is single

I’m jealous of the screams Facebook gets when it goes down on girls…

Just got on the bus and said “40 mate” He said “I don’t really know you but you seem alright” I knew this numbers game on facebook had gone too far…

Last night I went to a fancy dress party as ‘Where’s Wally’. I proceeded to spend the entire night posing in the background of people’s photos. I can’t wait to see these photos up on facebook.

Facebook Helping ugly people stalk their crushes since 2004.

I am new to facebook. I misunderstood when my girlfriend sent me a group invitation

Shouldn’t Facebook be updated to replace the relationship status “It’s Complicated” with “In Denial” ?