Category: social networks

BBC NEWS 24 – Greater Manchester police to tweet the daily crimes they deal with whilst on the beat. I’m personally looking forward to, ’12:00pm: off to grab a quick sandwich for lunch, brb.’ ’12:05pm: big shout out to my homies Jamal and Tyrone, just got myself a new laptop.’

one of my friends on facebook died today, but I’ve learned to look on the bright side of life. I’ve always wanted to poke a dead guy.

I just went onto my farmville and their having an Irish themed week. There’s a huge cross over the potato seed, and I can now build pubs and lay decorative copses on my farm.

That Facebook app, “Rapist of the Day”… It can’t be used as evidence in court, right?

“I’m sorry, Twitter is over capacity at the moment, too many tweets” Well,it has been a long time since Blackburn won I suppose.

Was just looking through facebook and saw a Group reading ‘My mind was blown when i found that OK looks like a sideways person’ I was thinking of creating a group similar to this; ‘My mind was blown away when that Muslim got on the train’

Is it me, or would i have never met any of my friends if it wasn’t for facebook?

You know who else puts his friends into circles? Dante.

When reading the list of ‘who’s online’ on facebook, you may as well be staring at a room full of people you know, not wanting to talk to any of them

How do fat people play “tag”? They log onto Facebook.

I decided to have a spring clean on Facebook. I got rid of all the people who I secretly can’t stand, or never speak to. Five minutes later I had a phonecall from my wife, asking me why I’d deleted her.

The popular facebook application “Farmville” fails to do deal with rural youth suicide.

The last time I updated my status on Facebook, I posted it in Chinese. 9 people riked it.

I read the headline “Facebook Buys Instagram” and I was excited up until I found out Instagram is a photo app not a really fast drug dealer.

Dear facebook status readers, That joke you’re going to post is from Sickipedia. There’s an easy way round this: look at the “Top 10” jokes first, if it’s not there, go to “More from today”, it’s more than likely it’ll be there. Kind regards.