Category: social networks

I am getting slightly ticked off now as I have waited a good few days, and Kevin McGee still hasn’t accepted my Facebook friend request.

I don’t understand those couples that argue and a minute later change their Facebook status to “single” I argue with my parents all the time, but i never change my status to “orphan”

Nothing screams “I love my kids” more than having them as your Facebook profile picture. Yet when I do it I’m some sort of awful paedophile.

No-one has sent me any videos to watch or pictures to look at on Facebook today. Shares must be down.

Has anyone else noticed that Madeleine McCann hasn’t updated her twitter in a while?

Heard from my mate that there was a girl on Facebook who put “Who fancies a riot?” as a joke on Facebook, and, as a result, she now faces a potential prison sentance. “That’s ridiculous” I told him, as I smashed another shop window.

After continually poking my daughter while furiously masturbating, I’ve decided my Facebook addiction has got way out of hand.

FACEBOOK: Giving people with no real friends birthday greetings since 2004.

Just had a message pop up on Facebook. “Kathryn Rose has invited you to the event – ‘2011’, Accept?” I’m going to click ‘No’ and see if i die before midnight.

I’m setting up a new website called ‘Hermit’ Its an Anti-Social Networking Site.

Religion was like the original Twitter See how many followers you can get and lie to get them

You know there’s a new Hot Joke when everybody pops up with the same witty Facebook status.

I just joined a group on facebook that was called KIDS v CANCER, it would seem that writing “i’m putting all my money on cancer” on the message board is not the best to get friends.

My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter. I just hope I get custody of our kids ‘At’ and ‘Hashtag’

there’s no point coming on here any more, all the best jokes are on facebook anyway