Category: social networks

I recently signed up to the website imdb and there’s a section to allow you to add friends If I’m on imdb discussing star trek, star wars and twilight what the chances I have friends?

Following on from Facebook’s enormous success, I’ve come up with a great idea that will enable people to track down old school friends and help them to get in contact with each other. I’m going to call it “Telephonebook”.

Nothing says i stole this joke from facebook quite like using the words “LOL JK” in one of your posted jokes.

I was just thinking, Could I grow weed in FarmVille then sell it on Mafia Wars?

Nothing says “I have no personality or sense of humour of my own and like to leech off the popularity of others” quite like joining Facebook fan pages

A new Facebook app is coming out that will remind users exactly what they were doing a year ago from that day. Nine times out of 10, the answer will be wasting your time on Facebook.

Since the dawn of time man has been writing and showing pictures on the walls of caves depicting how they lived, what the weather was like, and what food was available. Thanks Facebook for proving some things never change.

Hey kids, why don’t you try a new social networking tool? It’s called, “outside”.

Derron Brown uses a mixture of magic, psychology and misdirection to tell people intimate details about their lives having only just met them. The rest of us use Facebook.

Just heard the news about the woman who shook their child to death after being interrupted whilst playing FarmVille… At least they made themselves some nice fertiliser for their crops…

Theres some random quiz’s on facebook. Just had one called ‘Top 5 greatest cereals of all time’. My list was as follows: frosties, weetabix, rice krispies, coco pops, harold shipman.

I hate stuck-up people who sit on social networking sites all day and complain about everything that goes wrong, when in actual reality their life is far from bad. 3 minutes ago via Facebook for iPhone.

I’ve been following you for almost a year. I know everything you’ve said, everything you’ve done, who you talk to. Twitter’s great ain’t it?

Someone just posted as a Facebook status “anyone know any nice creative activities to do with children?” I’ve now learnt that suggesting a game of ‘hide the sausage’ is enough to get your account deleted

Zynga Games on Faceebook…. Keeping the unemployment figures at a high since 2006.