Category: social networks

I can’t seem to understand why all of my Facebook friends are always dying on a Sunday, yet they all seem to be alright on a Monday. I want their doctor

I walked into a hotel today. A bloke said “Are you here for the Twitter convention?” I said “Yes.” He said “Follow me.”

Facebook Friend Finder: “Daniel, more friends are waiting” I find that more creepy than inviting.

When seeing a friend has been tagged in a photo on your main feed in facebook, and upon seeing that it’s a cute photo of them as a young girl, maybe “phwooar! Looking hot ;)” was not an appropriate comment to leave.

What’s with the “Like us on Facebook” ads, I’m afraid everyone on this site has given up on Facebook, especially after they brought in the anti-paedophile measures.

Facebook: the “toilet wall” of the internet.

There’s a group that’s been around for a while on facebook – “For every 20 members, I’ll give 5 to a charity in Namibia” Group members: 6

I added my friend Jamal as a neighbour on Farmville yesterday. I logged on this morning to find that all my chickens had been stolen and he’d opened up a KFC.

Since twitter is down, are the world’s media going to come here for quotes if someone dies? I hope so, I really do.

Sickipedia: Slowly helping to dig out every paedophile, racist or necrophiliac on the planet.

So I created another one of those groups on Facebook, you know, about those things that you thought were something that only you did, but turns out that everyone does it. I was expecting millions of people to see it, read its description, think “I do that”, laugh, and then click “Join Group”. Turns out, […]

I don’t want to see the pictures you took today of snow unless you’re naked and rubbing it all over your nipples to get them hard.

Many scholars say English is one of the hardest languages to learn. And it becomes more and more apparent every time I log onto Facebook.

Facebook What’s not to ‘like’?

Facebook, Helping you wash your dirty laundry in public since 2004