Category: social networks

So apparently there might have been signs on gary speeds facebook that he was depressed, however officials were too busy monitoring the other 450’000’000 depressed people on facebook to notice this.

I’ve just seen the group on facebook: “Manchester United is my Religion, Old Trafford is my Church.” I’m Catholic and I never go to Church either.

SocialInterview.com asked me “What would say to an alien that spoke English?” I answered ”You’ll be a little out of place here in England.”

God never wanted any followers or else he would have been on Twitter.

I’m changing my twitter name to ‘a young girl home tonight’. That’ll turn a few heads in the office when some bloke claims to be following me.

True ignorance is spending your Friday night on facebook, laughing at those who are online for being losers.

My mum lost her life earlier, she joined Facebook..

I took a couple of photos for my Facebook and tagged the Mother-in-Law. Sometimes it’s great working in the morgue.

I think I’m going on facebook too much, I had my maths exam today and one of the questions showed a diagram and asked “What is the relationship between angle A and angle B?” All i could think was “it’s complicated.”

My mate left his Facebook logged in, so I did what came naturally. I changed his status to ”James is deleting all of his friends who are black”. It wasn’t only the fact that he was booted off the site which made him angry at me. It was the 20+ phonecalls he received immediatly after […]

I hate it when my friends list hundreds of their friends as siblings on facebook. It scares me into thinking I’ve befriended an Ethiopian.

So Carlton Cole has been charged with improper conduct over a status update! Sad to see really, The F.A. clearly don’t respect the rules of frape!

I’m constantly on instant messenger, chat rooms and facebook, and because of this my girlfriend says I’m unable to show emotion. I was surprised, so I pulled this face :-O

I’m updating my Facebook status, whether you like it or not.

I threatened to beat my son if he didnt change his Facebook pic in support of the NSPCC. Child abuse makes me sick