Category: social networks

Twitter: The place where stalkers can have supervised visits with their victims…

I am so sick of people bombarding me with their stupid Facebook and Twitter updates about every stupid thing they do Any way I’m off for a poo I’ve got a tape measure and some scales so I’ll let you know how it goes

Second Life – For those who don’t have a First.

Can anybody help me on FarmVille? I need some binbags, a spade, a chainsaw, two rolls of gaffer tape and a van. No questions asked.

Authorities want to set up a national database of paedophiles on the internet. Ive already found one. Its called Facebook

Now, I can’t be sure but judging by various Facebook status updates, one would be forgiven for thinking it was snowing!

I searched for my old P.E teacher on Facebook and found him. I added him as a friend 2 months ago but he still hasn’t replied. I only wanted to ask if he still had them polaroids of me and the boys in the showers.

My mate has his profile pic as a Porsche. I totally didn’t know he’s a Transformer.

Just saw this as somebody’s status on Facebook: Tonight at 9pm all of Facebook will have 5 minutes of silence which includes no posts, no comments and/or any other activity on the site. This will be done in remembrance of all the lives lost in Haiti’s Earthquake this past week. If you agree please copy […]

i heard facebook has a new application that allows your friends to see all the windows you have open. now child services is at my door asking me to “explain things”

Can we get more jokes that my yank friends on facebook can understand when they read my status?

Does anyone else feel really offended when somebody deletes them from Facebook, even though you didn’t actually know them?

Twitter. The ugly persons facebook.

These social networking websites are brilliant, an even faster way to tell people im a sad loner and single.

It’s nice to know there are 1567 other people furiously mashing F5 for their next facebook Status update.