Category: social networks

I downloaded that ‘Facebook Stalker’ app. What a load of rubbish. It didn’t help me at all in my quest to find that girl who kind of smiled a bit at me at the bus stop 12 years ago, who I’m going to marry and be with forever.

You know what I like best about the country I live in ? The fact that I’m part of a community where I am completely surrounded by white people who were born in England. Moving to the Costa Blanca was the best thing I ever did.

Just read that top joke about the “Ban Sickipedia” group of Facebook. Did anyone else smile and feel overpowered with pride?

Facebook: A mirror salesman’s wet dream.

Just started following Cheryl Cole on Twitter. Try and top that, restraining order.

Facebook…Helping boyfriends remember their girlfriends birthday since 2004

Facebook now has over 500 million users. The previous record was heroin.

“Flying off to the sun? Get instant flight updates with Bing.” Why would anyone want to willingly fly into a giant flaming ball of hydrogen?

I now realise that creating an ‘Ian Huntley Appreciation Society’ group on Facebook was neither cool, funny or clever.

I was in an Internet cafe changing my Facebook picture for the NSPCC campaign. Took so long to upload that I got frustrated and punched the kid next to me.

I’m pretty sure if I put what was actually on my mind as my Facebook status, all my friends would delete me.

It’s ridiculous how many pointless posts I see that people put on social networking sites, in full view of the public, that, quite frankly, I don’t need to hear about. Anyway, I need a poo.

If I had a penny for every time someone put ‘I can’t sleep’ on Facebook. I would have enough to buy them some Nytol.

‘Attention Seeking’ Facebookers – If you want likes so badly, why don’t you just kill one of your relatives then leave a RIP status afterwards…

My Facebook was getting spammed with FarmVille requests and achievements, so I thought I’d check it out. I have to say, after 5 minutes I was hooked. I just couldn’t stop adopting the black sheep with no home and I couldn’t help but wonder, ‘Do you think Madonna uses Farmville?’.