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Face Recognition Software The main reason Facebook isn’t too fussed about pursuing the Chinese market

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Facebook: “Curvy girls do …

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Facebook: “Curvy girls do it better…only a dog wants a bone!” No, by joining this group you’re just confirming you’re a fat slag.

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I’m a bit disappointed th …

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I’m a bit disappointed that “The Social Network” movie about Facebook didn’t have an epic Farmville scene.

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Turns out, when your ex h …

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Turns out, when your ex husband writes “Kevin McGee thinks that death is much better than life.” on his facebook status, replying “Lmao” isn’t the greatest idea in the world.

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I just got a message on F …

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I just got a message on Facebook saying, ‘One of your friends fancies you, Would you like to find out who?’ I thought “I really hope it’s Claire”, not because I fancy her, But because out of 89 people on my friends list, she is the only girl.

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When signing up to facebo …

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When signing up to facebook, I put ethnicity ‘black’ by accident. There is no ‘poke’ option, it says ‘stab’ instead.

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i joined a social network …

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i joined a social networking site for alcoholics the other day. Its called offyourfacebook

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Knock Knock Who’s there? …

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Knock Knock Who’s there? A 14 year old. A 14 year old who? A 14 year old who steals jokes of this website then makes them into a Facebook group so I can’t be funny one in my group any more.

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Added my girlfriend’s Mum …

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Added my girlfriend’s Mum on FaceBook yesterday… That was my first mistake.

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BBC News: Facebook founde …

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BBC News: Facebook founders wealth grows by 245% He must get 0.1% extra every time someone clicks refresh

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Why are there no vampires …

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Why are there no vampires on Facebook? Because they can’t take pictures of themselves in front of a mirror.

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My mate called me this mo …

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My mate called me this morning telling me to check my post. There was a letter from him telling me to check my email. In the email, it said to check my text messages. In the text message it said to check my Facebook inbox. In the Facebook inbox, there it was; my mate with […]

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“Social networking”…. I …

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“Social networking”…. Ironically making you less social

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If nothing else will go d …

October 7qjoq.comLeave a Comment on If nothing else will go d …

If nothing else will go down on you, There’s always Facebook chat

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They are making a movie a …

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They are making a movie about Twitter. It’s like the social network, but with less characters.

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