Category: social networks

I’m beginning to think that facebook is as bad as sickipedia. I wrote on my status: “Has just slit an old women’s throat and nicked all her money” Logged in 30mins later, and it said 41 people like this.

First Christmas without Jade Goody. Best Christmas I’ve ever had. ————- Jack likes this

A girl asked me if she knew me when I added her on FaceBook Apparently “Yeah you saw me coming out of your dad’s room with a gimp mask on” isn’t what she was looking for.

I love the new facebook. Keeps recommending that I poke my friend’s mum.

So apparently my level 60 in Farmville is not sufficient enough work experience to get onto the agriculture course at my local university. Oh well at least theres always the level 52 in Cafe world to fall back on.

You know that modern day life is bad when they make a movie about Facebook……

Facebook Status Shuffle: For those who need help.

What’s the difference between sickipedia jokes and facebook statuses? No seriously…

I’m writing a novel about Twitter. It has 140 characters.

Blackberry have released Blackberry Messenger. Or as everyone else calls it, Text messaging.

I was sat on facebook earlier and the thought occured to me that I’d never poked anyone. Maybe it’s because I spend most of my life on the computer

“Brb” – saving awkward conversations since 1995.

Facebook group reads ‘Be the man. Text me first’ A much better one would be ‘You’re the woman. Make me a sandwich’

My girlfriend says that I’ve become very childish since becoming obsessed with Facebook. Guess who I’m deleting as a friend?

Facebook is generally spot on when it recommends people. I do indeed know most of them. I just really wish I didn’t.