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It looks as though Facebo …

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It looks as though Facebook are going to be sued for not letting their investors have access to some important information. For once it looks like their privacy settings have actually worked.

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Facebook Mobile – For whe …

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Facebook Mobile – For when you having a poo and there’s no reading material.

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I love this time of year. …

March 28qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I love this time of year. …

I love this time of year. The sun is out, the weathers warm, more importantly the holiday pictures are up!

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Facebook: A way to keep u …

March 28qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Facebook: A way to keep u …

Facebook: A way to keep up to date with all the parties I haven’t been invited to.

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I saw in the news that Fa …

March 26qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I saw in the news that Fa …

I saw in the news that Facebook chat has been playing up. This had had an effect on me, my contacts online is listed as (0) Or maybe it’s just because I’m ginger.

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I want people to like me …

March 19qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I want people to like me …

I want people to like me for me. Not my Facebook statuses.

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My friends facebook statu …

March 18qjoq.comLeave a Comment on My friends facebook statu …

My friends facebook status was – Callum Ellis My favourite position is the Kanye West. I stop her half way through and tell her Beyonc was better. 12 minutes ago Comment Like CALLUM ELLIS you have been named and shamed, dont steal our jokes and say they are your own, this is what will happen […]

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Is it just me, or are 80% …

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Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the people you may know feature on Facebook people that you do know, but deliberately choose not to be friends with?

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I was on Facebook earlier …

March 9qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I was on Facebook earlier …

I was on Facebook earlier. I clicked on the wrong icon by mistake, and before Iknew it,I’d joined one of those pointless, stupid groups. I’d clicked on “Sign up for Facebook”.

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Facebook is a woman. A ma …

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Facebook is a woman. A man would never ask, “What’s on your mind?”

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Why did Facebook cross th …

March 8qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Why did Facebook cross th …

Why did Facebook cross the road? To steal a joke from the second hand Sickipedia shop

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Just seen this facebook g …

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Just seen this facebook group … 1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6 billion people.. and I’M STILL SINGLE Thats probably because you think theres 8 planets in the universe…

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If we all get our news fr …

February 17qjoq.comLeave a Comment on If we all get our news fr …

If we all get our news from Sickipedia, how does it get here?

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Facebook Group : RIP Mic …

February 2qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Facebook Group : RIP Mic …

Facebook Group : RIP Michael Jackson We sickipedians have been just that for years, everybody else is only daring to jump on the bandwagon now he’s dead.

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I was on FaceBook when I …

January 31qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I was on FaceBook when I …

I was on FaceBook when I seen this comment: Maxi Lopez: The new Halo:Reach is going to be launched at midnight across the UK tonight! and for those people who actually have a life: Babestation is on channel 906 Am I the only one who sees the irony in this?

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