Category: social networks

Two men are to be jailed for four years after starting Facebook groups that incited riots. Some people think that’s too harsh, but I think it’s right. I reckon anyone starting a Facebook group should get at least four years.

All these England shirt profile pictures on Facebook are getting on my nerves And people didn’t see the funny side when I made mine as ‘Bird’, number 12.

I saw on Facebook before that my ex wife has liked a page that says “being a mother is the highest paid job in the world.” So I’ve cancelled my CSA direct debit.

When I came home my girlfriend told me that my best mate came and fertilized her crops. I thought thats weird, I’m sure she doesn’t even play Farmville!

Whats better that ignoring an emo’s suicidal facebook comments? Liking them

I wonder if the people of Alaska update their facebook status every time it snows.

Facebook: Proving that severe dyslexia is more commonplace than you think.

They should change the ‘People you may know’ thing to ‘People you probably hate’

If carlsberg did Facebook…. chat would probably work.

I have been posting messages to my girlfriend on Facebook all day and… Nothing. Honestly, it’s like I’m just talking to her wall.

Facebook administrators won’t allow me to register my daughter as my wife. Hopefully my group campaign will teach ’em…

Facebook is a lot of hard work.. I had to create a second account for my right hand, just so I could tell the world I was ‘in a relationship’ with it…

I’m confused. I’ve looked at my friends’ pictures, and their friends’ pictures; and their friends’ friends’ pictures. Why are there no black people on facebook?

facebook keeping the unemployed busy

A survey has found that people who are on a diet, attend the gym or own a Wii Fit have significantly healthier hands than regular people. This has been largely attributed to the amount of self-righteous, pretentious facebook updates they post.