Category: social networks

I’ve decided to name my newborn baby boy ‘Twitter’ I just hope it doesn’t limit his character.

Just saw a Facebook group ‘Treat your girl how you treat your X box’, well i gave my X box the red ring of death, not sure she would want that to be honest?

Being bored i decided to do one of those top5 quiz things of Facebook. ‘Top 5 best comedians ever..’ 1. Ted Bundy. 2. Josef Fritzl. 3. Fred West. 4. Peter Sutcliffe. 5. Ian Huntley.

What do facebook and The Samaritans have in common? They both attract the needy.

Facebook group: ‘Real men don’t cheat on, lie to, or abuse woman.’ You’ve obviously never seen a real man.

I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my mate. He said, “I don’t follow you.”

So sad. The oldest person on Bebo has died aged 23.

A dying granny tells her granddaughter, “I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse and 22,398,750.78 in cash.” The granddaughter, about to be rich, says, “Oh my, granny, you are so generous. I didn’t even know you had a farm. Where is it?” With her […]

Seeing as most of you are complaining about the new Facebook layout, I will take this opportunity to say they’ve done a great thing. It’s really good they let children with cerebral palsy design the new Facebook, they don’t usually get many opportunities in life.

A hacker attack briefly shut down Twitter on Thursday. Millions of twitterers were forced to talk to each other the old fashioned way. Through Facebook.

Facebook Groups. Making us all realise we are not as unique as we think.

Instead of Facebook asking the status question “What’s on your mind?” they should ask “What’s your problem today?”

You could say facebook is like a fridge. You know it’s got nothing new, but you check it anyway.

fat chicks. They always feel the need to add you on facebook.

It really annoys me when people don’t have their photos on Facebook organised. It makes finding girls’ holiday photos that much more inconvenient.