Category: social networks

I can’t understand it.. Why didn’t Justin Timberlake frape Amy while she was in the shower?

I recently played ‘FarmVille’ on Facebook, even that game has a sense of humour. I created a black character with a large afro and planted some cotton. Or, if you wait a few days, you can hire another black person to pick the cotton for you. Remember, you don’t pay him so you make 25% […]

I finally joined up to Facebook. So, when do I get to poke all those girls?

I just saw a group on Facebook saying, “My Girlfriend will marry me if 1,700,000 people join.” Does anyone else think that making a group that says, “If 2,000,000 people join I will give Maddie back,” is a good way to get friends?

ive just joined a group on facebook called All Facebook Females Unite In One Group! {JOIN AND INVITE FEMALES ONLY!! } as a male it was my duty to remind them they should be in the kitchen

I’ve been inboxing my number to everyone on Facebook but I think I got the wrong idea. Angry parents have been ringing me all day going mental.

Timeline from facebook: we thought you might like your wall cut in half.

My general walked into the room and cried ‘Jenkins, status update!’ ‘Corporal Jenkins is making a sandwich’ was apparently not the correct response.

Barbie has a twitter account. How gullible do they think we are? Like we’re suppose to believe that she has time to be on twitter.

how annoying would it be if you got a MAIL every time you got a notification on facebook

What’s the point of facebook on Xbox? It’s like giving an African a knife and fork.

Farmville: Making the lives of pathetic, sad, lonely people that little bit sadder since 2009.

Did you know people are getting paid to mention products in their Facebook statuses? That’s as crazy as the discounts at Dave’s Furniture Emporium…

This isn’t a joke! ha-ha look at what I just found on a r.i.p liam gill group on Facebook. Louis Jones wrote at 01:53 yesterday R.I.P DUDA M8 I LOVED U KID DO ANYHTIN FOR YEH TO BE HERE WID ME NOW SMOKIN A BIG FAT SPLIF GOOD NIGHT GODBLESS XX Says a lot about […]

Think we should have a two minute silence for girls everywhere who have lost their boyfriends to Call Of Duty. … Can you make it longer? I’m trying to play!