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I think it’s so great how …

December 27January 1qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I think it’s so great how …

I think it’s so great how easy it is to help charities these days. Apparently, all I have to do is thumbs up this picture.

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Why on facebook can you o …

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Why on facebook can you only have a Relationship status with one person?

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Bebo has been shut down. …

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Bebo has been shut down. Tens of people will miss it.

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In Today’s News. Faceboo …

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In Today’s News. Facebook accused of refusing to protect children from paedophiles. As a 12 year old boy looking for sincere innocent friendships on the internet I am really worried.

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A Facebook page has been …

December 19qjoq.comLeave a Comment on A Facebook page has been …

A Facebook page has been set up from a joke I made. Now he wants me to confirm him as a friend since I am his father.

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What’s your fine? Girls, …

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What’s your fine? Girls, the higher the fine, the more of a slag you are Lads, the higher the fine, the more of a legend you are.

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I’m starting a collection …

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I’m starting a collection of STI’s any of you dirty skets care to donate any to me? Ooops, my mistake, I thought this was the facebook fan page for pregnant teenagers.

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As my wife lay on her dea …

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As my wife lay on her death bed, I asked the doctor, “Well, any news yet?” “No. You ask me that every 5 minutes.” “OK. Just let me know so I can update her Facebook status.”

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Nothing says ‘I should ge …

December 1qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Nothing says ‘I should ge …

Nothing says ‘I should get out more at the weekends’ quite like appearing offline.

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I hate when people post l …

November 29qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I hate when people post l …

I hate when people post lyrics from songs…. It makes me wanna shout! Kick my heels up and shout! Put my hands up and shout! throw my head back and shout!

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I’ve been getting really …

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I’ve been getting really paranoid lately. Its got so bad, I’ve even closed my Twitter account because a policeman’s been following me.

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Instead of breaching copy …

November 25January 1qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Instead of breaching copy …

Instead of breaching copyrighted material for my Facebook picture, I’m just not going to hit a child for a while

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Two University of Califor …

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Two University of California, Davis students are facing charges after police say they tortured two hamsters with a cigarette lighter and posted a video of the incident on Facebook. Richard Gere alerted authorities when he recognized the hamsters.

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I really hate it when peo …

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I really hate it when people make a facebook group from sickipedia jokes. Become A Fan – Comment – Like

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According to Facebook, 57 …

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According to Facebook, 57,073 people “like” Umbro. Whats the population of Birmingham again?

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