Category: social networks

Twitter, like facebook but for people with no friends.

Whenever I write something on facebook, it always seems like I am talking to a wall.

I’ve still not really got the hang of Twitter. I tend to share too much information with people and I wear my wife’s knickers.

Twitter-The best thing to happen to stalkers since binoculars!

Just seen the facebook group “i bet females can reach 1 million before males” This made me think, women are that desperate to beat us, all they could think of doing was joining a facebook group. But then i decided to beat my wife into making me a huge dinner, just to make me feel […]

Google+ is like a gym membership. Everyone signs up for it but never uses it

The biggest challenge for the runners in the London Olympics will be identifying the right starting gunshot.

In the sun today. A depressed woman told 1,000 Facebook friends on Christmas Day she was about to take a fatal overdose – but no one came to help as she died. Maybe if she had posted “Bring more pills” ?

I’m glad my Facebook isn’t a real book. Many of the pages would be stuck together by now.

If you haven’t got anything interesting to say… join Facebook and tell everyone on there.

Just seen a fan page on Facebook “JOIN ONLY if you were born in 1993-1994-1995-1996-1997” Tell me, which one of you created it?

Gary Glitter has got over 17,000 followers in 2 days. In other news, sales of Haribo are at an all time high

My wife’s banned me from using facebook, after posting a picture of her to my daughters request for a cow on farmville.

People who say cleaning is the most boring thing on earth clearly never read small childrens parents facebook updates.

You know your party’s going well when someone checks their Facebook half way though it.