Category: social networks

I posted this on facebook last month”i feel suicidal” within 20 seconds i saw “rajeev and osama, abdul, and achmed like this”

After reading the joke: Earlier today I saw the facebook group “Kids vs Cancer”. It turns out writing “my money is on cancer everytime” on the wall is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail. How many of you went onto facebook searched for that group then posted that comment on the […]

Facebook doesn’t represent an accurate cross section of society. When SocialInterview.com asked them “If you knew today was your last day on Earth, how would you spend it and why?” Not one person answered “Go on a raping mission, because there’ll never be time to catch me…”

These days it always seems my conversations start with “I saw this thing on Twitter” In 1985 it used to be ” I saw this thing on Ceefax”

What do adopted kids drink? Fosters

Makes me laugh when lads leave creepy facebook comments on girls photos..IF you really wanna get in her knickers, don’t say anything, just surprise her…at night…in a park

is stroking himself over Hannah Montana. Oh! Sorry, I saw the amount of terrible jokes and thought I was on Facebook.

Facebook Places. Taking the risk out of burglary.

I’ve just seen a Facebook status: ‘Finally after 6 years of trying, my wife has just given birth to a beautiful baby boy’ Blimey, she must be knackered.

Just seen the new trailer for the film “The Social Network”. I liked it.

So i was pervin at this girls profile on facebook earlier and i noticed she joined the group “what comes around goes around NYC” I was suprised to find out its nothing do with 9/11

If I fancy a laugh, I hack into the voicemail messages at my local Samaritans. Then delete a few.

Friends facebook status: Rachel Briggs I’ll b getting my tissues out tonight cos it’s the kids christmas performance 😉 You’re not the only one love…….

I’ve been kicked off Facebook because of a “misunderstanding” of the purpose of the group “Feed children with just a click”

You know things have got bad when the only thing you’re looking forward to in summer is girls posting their holiday photos on Facebook.