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Facebook page: “height, a …

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Facebook page: “height, age, size, doesn’t matter, aslong as the two people are happy!” Trying using that in court.

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I’m having a bit of troub …

November 27qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I’m having a bit of troub …

I’m having a bit of trouble with my music homework, So I’m going to try and get a bit of help on Twitter. #whatsthemusicsymbolforsharp

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I was just reading throug …

November 26qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I was just reading throug …

I was just reading through the ‘When I was your age I was catching Pokmon not STIs’ page on Facebook and I have come to the conclusion there are direct links between the two. These are some of the names of Pokmon: 1) Lickitung 2) Krabby 3) Dewgong 4) Mankey 5) Parasect 6) Oddish 7) […]

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Twitter. Making following …

November 20qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Twitter. Making following …

Twitter. Making following people sound less creepy since 2006.

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How do you know when you’ …

November 20qjoq.comLeave a Comment on How do you know when you’ …

How do you know when you’ve mastered a good joke on this site? When you sign into Facebook and all your friends ‘Like’ the exact same one.

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When I was your age, we a …

November 5qjoq.comLeave a Comment on When I was your age, we a …

When I was your age, we annoyed people with words, not facebook groups.

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Is it me or has every mem …

October 25qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Is it me or has every mem …

Is it me or has every member of the “ban sickipedia” groups on facebook only joined to ridicule the creators…

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I knew accepting my mothe …

October 22qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I knew accepting my mothe …

I knew accepting my mother as a friend on facebook was a bad idea. She went mental when she found out I’d “liked” the page “not being the still-born sibling”

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Mark Zuckerberg’s wedding …

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Mark Zuckerberg’s wedding reception was going well. But, just as everyone had got used to the seating arrangement, he changed the layout for no apparent reason.

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I’m going to update my Fa …

October 12qjoq.comLeave a Comment on I’m going to update my Fa …

I’m going to update my Facebook status as “A tall wooden stake used to support a fence” I’m then going to sit back and wait until someone likes my post.

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This actually happened on …

October 8qjoq.comLeave a Comment on This actually happened on …

This actually happened on Facebook, I don’t know the girl that commented but she should be made an honoroury sickipedian. Isaac Richardson thinks it’s sick that a status about crisps gets more comments than a status full of racism and hatred. Megan Hudson-Prentice Yeah, I know what you mean. Racism is much funnier than crisips.

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Someone’s facebook status …

October 7qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Someone’s facebook status …

Someone’s facebook status yesterday was, “I need some farmville friends.” How about you start with just friends for the moment.

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Shall we have a Twitter s …

October 6qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Shall we have a Twitter s …

Shall we have a Twitter strike as well? Just harnessing the momentum? “What do we want?” “More than 140 characters” “When do we want it?” “N

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All my friends are wonder …

October 6qjoq.comLeave a Comment on All my friends are wonder …

All my friends are wondering why my exciting jet-setting, globe trotting, celebrity lifestyle has come to an abrupt end. Thanks a bunch ‘Facebook Places’.

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Facebook “like’s”.. the c …

September 29qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Facebook “like’s”.. the c …

Facebook “like’s”.. the currency of attention

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