Whilst out shopping I oft …
Whilst out shopping I often wondered what C & A stands for, I’ve just realised it’s to help women to get their knickers on the right way round
Continue ReadingWhilst out shopping I often wondered what C & A stands for, I’ve just realised it’s to help women to get their knickers on the right way round
Continue ReadingI work for tesco and often go down to other supermarkets to see what they do which we don’t. I was walking down the road the other day when i saw in a newspaper: MAN EATEN BY SHARK IN ICELAND. Well we don’t have any sharks at Tesco…
Continue Reading70% off everything in Woolworths today. It’s not even worth shoplifting there now.
Continue ReadingTold the wife I’d bought her something black, plastic and 8 inches long for her birthday. The look on her face when she unwrapped a new roll of bin bags…
Continue ReadingWas walking in the Tesco entrance earlier to get my weekly shopping, when I read their motto, ‘Why Pay More?’ “Good point,” I thought… “Asda it is then.”
Continue ReadingMy wife and I went shopping to Tesco’s, and as we were leaving her bag ripped open showering the contents all over the floor. I would have helped, but not when it’s her catheter.
Continue ReadingI lost my grandad the other day. He’s not dead, he’s in Ikea.
Continue ReadingI would like to congratulate Tesco on their new record breaking bio degradeable shopping bags. My bags started degrading before i even got in the car. Nice one Tesco.
Continue ReadingNews : ‘Man Killed In Zip Wire Accident’. That’s what happens when you buy trousers from Primark.
Continue ReadingThey say in shops: “If you break it, then buy it.” Personally I prefer to leave it there and walk away slowly like nothing happened.
Continue ReadingCondoms, the only reason I use the self serve checkout.
Continue ReadingTK Maxx have had to withdraw their promotion on coats this week A spokesman said, “it’s a shame, we could have made a killing on these…”
Continue ReadingThe new boss at Tesco insists on only hiring midgets He’s taken the slogan a little too seriously
Continue ReadingI love when you get into your taxi, with your six full to the brim Tesco bags and the driver asks, “Been shopping mate?” No, no, I always just carry these around with me.
Continue ReadingWhy is everyone making such a big deal about the crisis at Iceland. Let’s face it, if the worst comes to the worst I’m going to Tesco.
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